Cell phone for Myspace users

Dear Santa,

Hey! How's it going?. Listen, after last years Christmas fiasco I've taken it upon myself to start my want list a little early - seven months early to be exact.

Among the many thingamabobs and whatchamacallits that I'm a hankering for this year is a new Helio Hero Myspace cell phone (check ebay for cheap Helio's).

Now hold on. Before you hit me with the usual how, what, when, why, where's, lets get something straight; you've got sh*t to make, I'm way too busy, and...well...the whole elf thing has me creeped out a bit so let's make this short and to the point.

Here are the specs:

• Huge Screen - Large 2.2” QVGA, 260K color TFT-LAC, 240 x 320 resolution
• Fast Processor - Power chip to support cutting-edge multimedia, 3D games, and MPEG 4 video
• Mega Memory - 70 MB + extra memory available via MicroSD Card (TransFlash)*
• Loaded Camera - 2 megapixel, built-in flash, 4x digital zoom, and MPEG 4 video camera
• Superior Audio - Built-in dual full duplex stereo speakers for awesome video and gaming sound
• Entertainment - Personal Entertainment Center supports: MP3, MPEG 4/H.264 player, QVGA video, VOD, MMS

So there you have it.


All I need now is my ultrasonic ringtone (code named "Teen Buzz" and apparently inaudible to adults) and I'm ready to go.

File under: MyspaceGadgets
PT Editor: Tom Thomas